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There Should Be a Depeche Mode Musical Right Away
Letters to Legends Phineas Bling 6/1/26 Letters to Legends Phineas Bling 6/1/26

There Should Be a Depeche Mode Musical Right Away

Four Words. Black Celebration: The Musical. Someone should make it right away. Not me, but definitely someone.

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So Many Windmills, So Little Time.
Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 5/29/24 Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 5/29/24

So Many Windmills, So Little Time.

Don Quixote really knew how to go on vacation. And make OOO messages.

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Should Jamie Dimon Tell Us Where Our Money Is?
The Phineas Philes Phineas Bling 5/27/24 The Phineas Philes Phineas Bling 5/27/24

Should Jamie Dimon Tell Us Where Our Money Is?

It just seems fair to know where our money actually is. Although it’s probably a terrible idea to tell us.

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21 Kurt Vonnegut Vacation Advices
Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 5/21/24 Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 5/21/24

21 Kurt Vonnegut Vacation Advices

Kurt was born to write a certain OOO email auto-reply for me and he died before he ever knew it.

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The Letter That Changed Chili’s Forever
The Phineas Philes Phineas Bling 5/21/24 The Phineas Philes Phineas Bling 5/21/24

The Letter That Changed Chili’s Forever

Phineas Bling sent a letter to Todd Diener, then President of Chili’s (it may be a different Todd by now) and explained to him the error of their graphic ways. It worked.

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Just How Powerful ARE My Email Auto-Replies, You Ask?
Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 5/20/24 Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 5/20/24

Just How Powerful ARE My Email Auto-Replies, You Ask?

Sure, my auto-replies are the stuff of myth and legend. But there’s a growing sense they are underestimated.

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Mark Cuban Is My Drug Dealer of Choice
Letters to Legends Josh Kelly 3/11/19 Letters to Legends Josh Kelly 3/11/19

Mark Cuban Is My Drug Dealer of Choice

I emailed Mark Cuban. He wrote back. Together, we made history for a week.

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Takashi Murakami’s Probably Sending Me Priceless Art
Letters to Legends Phineas Bling 3/11/19 Letters to Legends Phineas Bling 3/11/19

Takashi Murakami’s Probably Sending Me Priceless Art

Phineas wrote to Murakami about how his one man’s garbage is another man’s treasure. That’s why he’s probably sending some art. Or an empty sauce bottle.

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People Say My OOO Auto-Replies are Life-Changing
Rejected by McSweeney's, Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 3/11/19 Rejected by McSweeney's, Email Auto-Replies for the Ages Josh Kelly 3/11/19

People Say My OOO Auto-Replies are Life-Changing

The out-of-office email auto reply is a great opportunity to make people think, I think.

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