Cautionary Tales of Nuclear War or Reviews of the Movie Oppenheimer?

  1. Makes even less sense than Tenet

  2. Hottest event of the summer

  3. Makes War Games seems like child’s play

  4. You’ll wish it was all done with CGI

  5. Christian Bale’s not here to save us this time

  6. The physics checks out

  7. Better to either have a front-row seat or be far, far away

  8. Is it too late to see Barbie?

  9. A blast, mind-blowing, bombed, etc

  10. All of sudden we can be far less worried about AI

  11. Let's dearly hope for a director’s cut with alt ending

  12. Don’t look directly at it

  13. A great big middle finger salute to all the mutually assured dumbasses

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